Recent content by NoddyPirate

Oh my goodness - there is only one in my mind! I figured ‘The Unforgiven’ would give it away! Metallica

.....I have just introduced my two girls to an iconic album from my teens - The Black Album. They are transfixed. The Unforgiven has been on repeat in particular which is no surprise. Their lives will now never be the same. They will thank me later I'm sure. I love how some music remains...

You are such a sepcial friend that if we were both on a plane that was about to crash and there was only one parachute, I would tell everyone afterwards what an amazing person you were.

Don't trust atoms - they make up everything.

Why did the pilot land his plane on top of the house? Cos the landing lights were on.

Where did Napoleon keep his armies? Up his sleevies!

My existing vacuum also has two blower speeds - on and off! 😃 Extra £10 to send to 'Europe' but still worth it I'd say! (y)

Is that basically the same one that @Steveyg recommended a while ago? Might be time for some shoppping for me!

Actually, I'm just realsiing my daughter plays on the computer all the time - in her bare feet - rubbing them together constantly..... :unsure:

Stop it Ubuysa! You're making me hungry!!

Good evening. I am deeply embarassed at my incredibly poor attendance record on this forum through most of 2022. I intend to improve my interactions with immediate effect. There could be no better way to restart proceedings really than to remind you all that this weekend is the offical Biannual...

Oh my goodness this is so easy @AgentCooper !! No thinking required for any of the three..... First up is the no brainer. Jaguar F-Type R. In British Racing Green obviously. I quickly specced this one up for myself on Jaguar.ie. It's a 5 litre, 575 PS, 700 ft/lb beauty at a totally steal price...

Wow that is incredibly impressive on both counts! I'd even dare say there'd be room for a Pirate and a few dinosaurs in there too? We could share the golf course then. Winner on the course picks the sounds for later.....

Yes I really like that! Giving me ideas you are!! (forgive the Yoda speak, not sure where that came from..... :unsure: ) I would probably add a handcrank that I can turn to roughly aim the catapult. I'd then point the kids in the general direction of where they live. I'm not a complete monster...

Absolutely correct @DISCOSPARTA - although my list with Humans on it was not implied to be exhaustive. I despise Humans the most, but would add many other things to the list such as cockroaches, although the differentiation between first and second place groups can be quite difficult to decipher...