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The BSOD Doctor
An American visiting Ireland drops into a bar in Dublin.
He's heard that the Irish are big drinkers.
He announces to the crowded bar that he'll give $500 to anyone who can down 10 pints of Guinness, one after the other.
Nobody comes forward. One guy even gets up and leaves.
The American chuckles to himself and buys a gin and tonic.
Ten minutes later, the guy who left the bar is back.
"Is that bet still on?" he asks.
"Sure is" grins the smug American, and he orders ten pints of Guinness to be lined up on the bar.
The Irish guy downs all ten. One after the other.
The American is stunned, but hands over the $500.
"Do you mind me asking why you left the bar earlier?" asks the American.
"Sure" says the Irish guy.
"I popped into the bar down the street and had ten pints of Guinness, to be sure I could do it!"
He's heard that the Irish are big drinkers.
He announces to the crowded bar that he'll give $500 to anyone who can down 10 pints of Guinness, one after the other.
Nobody comes forward. One guy even gets up and leaves.
The American chuckles to himself and buys a gin and tonic.
Ten minutes later, the guy who left the bar is back.
"Is that bet still on?" he asks.
"Sure is" grins the smug American, and he orders ten pints of Guinness to be lined up on the bar.
The Irish guy downs all ten. One after the other.
The American is stunned, but hands over the $500.
"Do you mind me asking why you left the bar earlier?" asks the American.
"Sure" says the Irish guy.
"I popped into the bar down the street and had ten pints of Guinness, to be sure I could do it!"