Hot Scientific topic of the week (easier to understand in the context of a joke)

[Pauly]

The Higgs Boson walks into a Catholic church. The priest says: "What are you doing here?" Higgs Boson replies: "You can't have mass without me. Bum, Bum!:innocent:

 

[Gorman]

[video=vimeo;22956103]http://vimeo.com/22956103[/video]

 

[Advent]

Two ions are walking down the street; one turns to the other and says "I think someone just stole on of my electrons!" The other asks "are you sure?"

"Yes, I'm positive."

 

[BestUsername]

You guys are really are in your element.