Just had a guy call to tell me my PC had a vrius...LOL!

PCS

PCS

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OK so I've finally had one of those calls from some Indian chap on a very faint line. He was calling me to tell me that my computer had a virus and it was going to crash any minute now! Oh no, I thought...:(

I'm glad that this guy had chosen to call me, because I was going to drag the call on for as long as possible to waste his time. I made him wait 5 minutes while my computer "booted up" and then a few more minutes to get to Internet Explorer.

He asked me to type in www . alm*** .com and click enter.

So I said to him, can I just check the domain name with you again - is it www. go f*** yourself .com?

He said, no, no, www . alm*** .com.

I said, OK, www. go f*** yourself .com?

No - www. alm*** .com

This went on for another two of three times until he finally realised what I was saying to him, then he hung up. Fool.
 
Kalisnoir

Kalisnoir

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Haha, nice. Can't believe he didn't realise the first time you said it :p
Although, you'd have to be an idiot to believe your computer was about to crash, considering it was turned off, he's obviously pretty slow!
 
PringlesInside

PringlesInside

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:D what was the site he sent you about? downloaded a virus or something? It would be interesting to find out, especially if it downloaded a virus
 
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Gishank

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Probs a site which has you download 'fake' anti-virus software, or installs spyware... Though to be honest people who fall for these are idiots.
 
BAD SANTA

BAD SANTA

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Lol, Pcs = legend.
I do hope I get one of these call in fact I might actually pray to get one.

O yer and REP for the legend.
 
MickyG

MickyG

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My uncle got a call from an Indian bloke asking to speak to the occupier, uncle said he wasn't in, then asked to speak to occupiers wife, again said she wasn't in, so the Indian bloke asked who he was, "the burglar, but shhh don't tell the police", then hung up the phone hahaha :D

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PCS

PCS

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PringlesInside said:
:D what was the site he sent you about? downloaded a virus or something? It would be interesting to find out, especially if it downloaded a virus
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Never looked at the site. If you want to download the content to find out what happens, please go here: w w w . a l m m y y .c o m.

NOT RECOMMENDED! :p
 
vanthus

vanthus

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Gishank said:
Probs a site which has you download 'fake' anti-virus software, or installs spyware... Though to be honest people who fall for these are idiots.
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Do you really think so?I had call last week but he said he was from microsoft so it must have been genuine,yes?(mind you he had an asian accent)or do you think i've been ripped off for £1oo?
 
MickyG

MickyG

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vanthus said:
Do you really think so?I had call last week but he said he was from microsoft so it must have been genuine,yes?(mind you he had an asian accent)or do you think i've been ripped off for £1oo?
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Nah that's probably a genuine Microsoft product you bought anyway :p

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Tom DWC

Tom DWC

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Because Microsoft are going to suddenly start cold calling their customers. I mean, they really have the time and resources to do that, and are world renowned for their free customer service. *cough*
 
Phoenix

Phoenix

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It reminds me of E-mails I sometimes get from nigerians wanting me to pay them a small fee to transfer a larger amount of money to my bank account.
 
MickyG

MickyG

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Phoenix said:
It reminds me of E-mails I sometimes get from nigerians wanting me to pay them a small fee to transfer a larger amount of money to my bank account.
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Those are brilliant! Please can you send us £250 so that you can receive your £3,000 :p As if :p

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