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The BSOD Doctor
We're watching Royal Ascot (on TV naturally), and yes I am wearing a morning suit and top hat (which looks very much like a tee shirt and shorts with a straw hat), my wife is wearing something obscenely expensive from a well known designer (called Primark apparently). Anyway, we were discussing what size of champagne bottle to purchase when I came across this wonderful Churchill quote that I'd not heard before...
A magnum is the perfect size for two, especially if one of them isn't drinking.
A magnum is the perfect size for two, especially if one of them isn't drinking.