Is it my imagination, but are those pies smaller than they used to be? When I was a kid, one pie would feed the four of us. Now I have 1/2 a pie and still need to nick some of the meat from under the missus' pastry when she's not looking :whistling:
Three blokes meet up every Wednesday night for steak and chips at the local pub. They always have the same meal and it costs them exactly £10 each. One week, the men gave the waitress their £30 and when she put it in the till, the landlord gave her five £1 coins and said - "Give them that with my compliments - as a regulars' discount". The waitress did as she was told and placed the coins on the men's table but the men realised that they couldn't split £5 three ways so they took £1 each and gave the waitress the other £2 as a tip.
Here's the problem...
The men had orginally paid £10 each and they each received a £1 refund - meaning that they'd actually paid £9 each - a total of £27. The waitress has £2 - making a grand total of £29.
The correct way to get the waitresses £2 and the guests £27 on the same side of the equal sign ("The waitress has £2, and the guests paid £27, how does that add up?") is to subtract, not add:
Another old classic,which after many years some of my mates still don't accept the correct answer .A man Is looking at a picture and says"brothers and sisters I have none but that mans father is my fathers son"who Is he looking at?(no googling allowed)