ubuysa
The BSOD Doctor
I should think they threw the book at him!
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HomerJ
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million dollar idea, @SpyderTracks and @ActuallyDenz open a vinyl and gaming store called
"spydersdenz"
where you play games while listening to vinyl
"spydersdenz"
where you play games while listening to vinyl
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Martinr36
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Maybe @SpyderTracks could host it on his web.........million dollar idea, @SpyderTracks and @ActuallyDenz open a vinyl and gaming store called
"spydersdenz"
where you play games while listening to vinyl
ubuysa
The BSOD Doctor
I preferred the bowl myself....
SpyderTracks
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HomerJ
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This old lady handed her bank card to the Cashier and said “I would like to withdraw £10 The Cashier told her “for withdrawals less than £100, please use the ATM.
The old lady wanted to know why... The Cashier returned her bank card and irritably told her “these are the rules, please leave if there is no further matter. There is a line of customers behind you”.
The old lady remained silent for a few seconds and handed her card back to the teller and said “please help me withdraw all the money I have.” The Cashier was astonished when she checked the account balance. She nodded her head, leaned down and respectfully told her “you have £300,000 in your account but the bank doesn’t have that much cash currently. Could you make an appointment and come back again tomorrow?
The old lady then asked how much she could withdraw immediately. The Cashier told her any amount up to £3000. “Well please let me have £3000 now.” The Cashier kindly handed £3000 very friendly and with a smile to her.
The old lady put £10 in her purse and asked the Cashier to deposit £2990 back into her account.
The moral of this story is....
Don’t be difficult with old people, they spent a lifetime learning the skill
The old lady wanted to know why... The Cashier returned her bank card and irritably told her “these are the rules, please leave if there is no further matter. There is a line of customers behind you”.
The old lady remained silent for a few seconds and handed her card back to the teller and said “please help me withdraw all the money I have.” The Cashier was astonished when she checked the account balance. She nodded her head, leaned down and respectfully told her “you have £300,000 in your account but the bank doesn’t have that much cash currently. Could you make an appointment and come back again tomorrow?
The old lady then asked how much she could withdraw immediately. The Cashier told her any amount up to £3000. “Well please let me have £3000 now.” The Cashier kindly handed £3000 very friendly and with a smile to her.
The old lady put £10 in her purse and asked the Cashier to deposit £2990 back into her account.
The moral of this story is....
Don’t be difficult with old people, they spent a lifetime learning the skill
Martinr36
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Some years ago a guyu I knew walked into the local Chinese takeaway late at night and asked if they still had any chips, when the chinese turned round and said yes the guy said:
Serves you right for cooking so many and walk out the shop
HomerJ
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It's too whisky, I've had bowl cancer.
HomerJ
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my greetings car messege would be
"sorry i wont make this messege linger, wrapping these presents made me chop of my finger".
probably the wine.................................