One-liners

ubuysa · Sep 5, 2023

Martinr36 said:
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I think you have to be old to even know what they are!

SpyderTracks · Sep 5, 2023

ubuysa said:
I think you have to be old to even know what they are!

Nvidia made them famous again after the marbles Ray Tracing demo

Marbles RTX Playable Sample Now Available in NVIDIA Omniverse | NVIDIA Blog

NVIDIA Omniverse showcases powerful suite of graphics, AI and simulation technologies in Marbles RTX playable sample, available now.

blogs.nvidia.com

SpyderTracks · Sep 5, 2023

I just came to a monumental realisation!

All the worlds worst autocrats, trumplethinskin, Putin, hitler, Mussolini, goeballs, Caligula, attilla the hun, Ghengis Khan…

All of them were pc illiterate, go back as far as you like.

Coincidence? I think not!

HomerJ · Sep 5, 2023

A frog goes into a bank and approaches the teller. He can see from her nameplate that her name is Patty Whack.
"Miss Whack, I'd like to get a 30,000 loan to take a holiday"...

Patty looks at the frog in disbelief and asks his name. The frog says his name is Kermit Jagger, his dad is Mick Jagger, and that it's okay, he knows the bank manager...

Patty explains that he will need to secure the loan with some collateral...
The frog says, "Sure. I have this," and produces a tiny porcelain elephant, about an inch tall, bright pink and perfectly formed...

Very confused, Patty explains that she'll have to consult with the bank manager and disappears into a back office...

She finds the manager and says, "There's a frog called Kermit Jagger out there who claims to know you and wants to borrow 30,000, and he
wants to use this as collateral

"... She holds up the tiny pink elephant. "I mean, what in the world is this"...?
The bank manager looks back at her and says, "It's a knickknack, Patty Whack. Give the frog a loan. His old man's a Rolling Stone"...