One-liners

[HomerJ]

 

[SpyderTracks]

 

[SpyderTracks]

 

[HomerJ]

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isn't he having a ball

 

[Martinr36]

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My youngest great nephew was taught the names and positions of the planets in our solar system, he's 3 or 4

 

[HomerJ]

My youngest great nephew was taught the names and positions of the planets in our solar system, he's 3 or 4

bet he had a blast at the one called Uranus

 

[HomerJ]

 

[ubuysa]

doesn't apply as I don't own a house

In the days when you'd get constant cold calls from double-glazing salespeople - who of course had a script designed to counter any argument you might make - my initial response would be "I'm sorry, my house has no windows". That wasn't on their script, so in the following silence I quietly put the phone down........

 

[Martinr36]

In the days when you'd get constant cold calls from double-glazing salespeople - who of course had a script designed to counter any argument you might make - my initial response would be "I'm sorry, my house has no windows". That wasn't on their script, so in the following silence I quietly put the phone down........

The cavity wall insulation cold callers were the other ones, back in those days we used to live in a single skin detached house, I used to let them give their speal. and when they asked if I thought dad might be interested, I'd say "yes if you can find cavities in a single skin house"

 

[HomerJ]

I'm sorry, my house has no windows". That wasn't on their script,

can just imagine the poor soul at the other end thinking they had just rung jason voorhees or something

 

[HomerJ]

 

[SpyderTracks]

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Reminds me of the classic Peter Sellers

 

[HomerJ]

Reminds me of the classic Peter Sellers

"i thought you said your dog doesn't bite?"

"that's not my dog"

 

[Martinr36]

So true, what you reckon @SpyderTracks

 

[SpyderTracks]

So true, what you reckon @SpyderTracks
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I’d quite like to test this theory!

 

[TonyCarter]

So true, what you reckon @SpyderTracks
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What if your hammer is called 'Common Sense' - then surely you can hammer 'Common Sense' into them?

 

[SpyderTracks]

What if your hammer is called 'Common Sense' - then surely you can hammer 'Common Sense' into them?

I'd rather name it "Stupidity Termination"

 

[ubuysa]

Sadly, common sense is not that common.

 

[Martinr36]

Sadly, common sense is not that common.

No unfortunately its very rare

 

[ubuysa]