One-liners

[TonyCarter]

Take nother guess, now I'm sort of awake I've reworded it slightly

I knew what you meant the first time - but was trying to make you appear much younger

 

[ubuysa]

...and this is why my interviews last 4 hours instead of 30 minutes.

They keep asking open-ended questions like this!

On the few occasion I interviewed potential candidates (for techie mainframe OS support jobs) I used to ask them to tell me how they would go about painting the walls in the room we were in. You learn a lot about their thought processes that way.

 

[TonyCarter]

On the few occasion I interviewed potential candidates (for techie mainframe OS support jobs) I used to ask them to tell me how they would go about painting the walls in the room we were in. You learn a lot about their thought processes that way.

I'd go about that by finding someone whose profession was painting & decorating and pay them to do it...unless you wanted a really terrible job.

That is unless you'd like me to write the scoping and test case documentation for said painter

 

[Martinr36]

I knew what you meant the first time - but was trying to make you appear much younger

Age is just a number

 

[SpyderTracks]

Age is just a number

And as I’m innumerate age doesn’t exist

 

[ubuysa]

Age is just a number

But it looks better in hex. In hex I'm only 49.....

 

[TonyCarter]

I am not a number! I am a free man!!!!

 

[ubuysa]

 

[Martinr36]

 

[ubuysa]

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Nobody remembers Star Trek IV when they went back in time and took two whales, George and Gracie, back to the future? Philistines.

 

[TonyCarter]

Nobody remembers Star Trek IV when they went back in time and took two whales, George and Gracie, back to the future? Philistines.

Sorry, must be a different timeline, as the only 2 whales I saw in that film were Kirk & Scotty

 

[SpyderTracks]

Nobody remembers Star Trek IV when they went back in time and took two whales, George and Gracie, back to the future? Philistines.

Ah, now I get it! Must admit that did pass me by

 

[Martinr36]

Nobody remembers Star Trek IV when they went back in time and took two whales, George and Gracie, back to the future? Philistines.

Don't think I've seen any of the later start trek films

 

[SpyderTracks]

Don't think I've seen any of the later start trek films

They’re cheesy as hell but definitely worth it, the new reboots as well are far better than I was expecting, they did a really good job

 

[TonyCarter]

They’re cheesy as hell but definitely worth it, the new reboots as well are far better than I was expecting, they did a really good job

Especially Into Darkness with Alice Eve aka Dr Carol Marcus

 

[SpyderTracks]

Especially Into Darkness with Alice Eve aka Dr Carol Marcus

OMG, she did a few shows with Craig Ferguson on the Late Late Show years ago, he's friends with her parents and has known her years, but they just bounce off each other so well.

She is crazy intelligent and funny as hell, I adore her

 

[ubuysa]

 

[HomerJ]

that made me laugh

 

[TonyCarter]

Of course I had to assume your gender, as I can't bloody tell from looking at you

 

[ubuysa]

Of course I had to assume your gender, as I can't bloody tell from looking at you

Sign of the times I'm afraid. It's more important that you express offence than it is that you're saved. People need to revisit their priorities.