One-liners
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TonyCarter
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I‘m disappointed…I thought it was going to be Rachel Riley behind the door 
TonyCarter
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Reminds me that I need to get a wax done soon!
ubuysa
The BSOD Doctor
I rather think that the first three words there are all that needs to be asked.
SpyderTracks
We love you Ukraine
Kitty! She’s loving your work! I think everyone should have a work pet, a colleague of mine brings his dogs in most days he’s in, they really brighten up the place!
Martinr36
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Now be honest, its her who solves all the BSOD problems
ubuysa
The BSOD Doctor
Darn. You figured it out. Trixie mews in hex. It's a handy skill for a cat......Now be honest, its her who solves all the BSOD problems
Did you manage to buy a catermaran by putting your hands in the kitty?
Martinr36
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A blonde female bought herself a new Mercedes. She could drive the car during the day, but at night the car wouldn't move at all. She tried driving the car at night for a week with no luck.
Furious, she called the dealership, told them the problem and they sent a
mechanic to the house. The mechanic gave the car a thorough inspection
and could not find anything wrong.
Eventually, he asked the blonde, " Are you sure you're using the right gears?"
"Of course I am. I'm not stupid. I use "D" during the day and "N" at night!"
Furious, she called the dealership, told them the problem and they sent a
mechanic to the house. The mechanic gave the car a thorough inspection
and could not find anything wrong.
Eventually, he asked the blonde, " Are you sure you're using the right gears?"
"Of course I am. I'm not stupid. I use "D" during the day and "N" at night!"
SpyderTracks
We love you Ukraine
Happy Skynet self-awareness day!!!
HomerJ
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im just saying homer has enough problems without skynet as well
#aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah