One-liners

[ubuysa]

What cheese is made backwards?

Edam.

 

[Martinr36]

What cheese is made backwards?

Edam.

E dam I've no idea

 

[Bigfoot]

What kind of cheese do you want ?
I can send you one from the country of Cheese, France XD
One of my favorite is "brie de meaux"

(Ok, let's stop there with the "cliché" )

I like Pont L'Eveque, but my wife doesn't want it in the house. It is not easy to find in the UK.

 

[Bhuna50]

What cheese is made backwards?

Edam.

Thats nearly as old as "What do you call a man with a seagull on his head?"

 

[Scott]

And.... What do the Blackpool donkeys get for their lunch.

 

[AgentCooper]

And.... What do the Blackpool donkeys get for their lunch.

Half an hour!

 

[ubuysa]

Thats nearly as old as "What do you call a man with a seagull on his head?"

Cliff.

Apologies I will strive to do better next time. Possibly. 🤭

 

[Bhuna50]

Cliff.

Apologies I will strive to do better next time. Possibly. 🤭

Damn, thats a better answer....all these years and I thought his name was Dover..

 

[ColEyt]

 

[dogbot]

Damn, thats a better answer....all these years and I thought his name was Dover..

I would have said Gullable

 

[Bigfoot]

If we are going old school, here is an old Two Ronnies’ joke.

An elephant has been spotted doing a ton on the M1. Police request that motorists treat it as a roundabout.

 

[Martinr36]

I used to drink all brands of beer. Now, I am older Budweiser

I once took my ex wife a bunch 4pack of flowers in hospital

 

[ubuysa]

I once took my ex wife a bunch 4pack of flowers in hospital

This one is TRUE. For our 30th (pearl) wedding anniversary my wife let it be known that she was expecting pearls as an anniversary gift. I bought her 'Pearl's a singer' by Elkie Brooks....

 

[Martinr36]

This one is TRUE. For our 30th (pearl) wedding anniversary my wife let it be known that she was expecting pearls as an anniversary gift. I bought her 'Pearl's a singer' by Elkie Brooks....

Mine was true as well, she was in expecting our first daughter, who was late (her time keeping is still not good)

 

[Bigfoot]

Although I am in my 50s, I have the body of a 25 year old Olympic athlete….











I keep it in a chest freezer in the garage. I had to dig it up, as it was attracting the local dogs.

 

[Bigfoot]

Inside every fat person is a thin person trying to get out….






Like the one I had for breakfast this morning.

 

[Martinr36]

 

[ubuysa]

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I miss proper fish and chips. It's one thing they just can't do right here. Do they deliver....?

 

[Martinr36]

I miss proper fish and chips. It's one thing they just can't do right here. Do they deliver....?

our local chippy uses deliveroo.......

 

[Deleted member 41971]

NBA 2k22 is out,

the prices made me laugh

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