One-liners

[Deleted member 41971]

 

[Deleted member 41971]

 

[Martinr36]

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This is so true............

 

[Deleted member 41971]

 

[Martinr36]

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If you ever have trouble with childproof bottle tops, just give it to a child to open for you...................

 

[Tron1982]

 

[Martinr36]

 

[Deleted member 41971]

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I hear New folder 2 is the best of the trilogy,

sorry, discosparta will show himself out.

 

[Deleted member 41971]

 

[Deleted member 41971]

 

[Deleted member 41971]

 

[Scott]

Stallone: I'm making a fictional documentary about composers. I'm playing Vivaldi, any preferences?
Van Damme: I'll be Mozart
Schwarzenegger: *Takes deep breath*

 

[Martinr36]

 

[RayEcc]

I have a fear of overly intricate buildings... I have a complex complex complex.

 

[Martinr36]

 

[RayEcc]

The guy who invented Velcro died yesterday. RIP

 

[AccidentalDenz]

https://twitter.com/i/web/status/1488479116919812099

 

[Bhuna50]

I need a laugh and it’s a new month.

The best one liner on here between now and midnight Sunday that makes me really have a good belly laugh wins and £10 for the registered charity of their choice.

No memes or graphics, pure “one liners” (will allow max 25 words over 3 sentences max).

Be original - make me laugh

 

[Bhuna50]

PS. my decision is final and if nothing makes me laugh, funds will rollover.

 

[Tron1982]

Are french jokes allowed ?