One-liners
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My dad’s got a job working at an optician’s. His jokes are even cornea now.
Lance isn’t a very common name these days. But back in the medieval times, people were called Lance a lot.
I angrily threw my keyboard across the room earlier. I lost control and the shift hit the fan.
My dad used to be the guy who got shot out of the cannon at the circus. When he decided to retire they had to close the show. They couldn’t find another man of his calibre.
SpyderTracks
We love you Ukraine
Lols, fatherhood is definitely suiting you 😉
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SpyderTracks
We love you Ukraine
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not played battlefield 2042, but according to reviews its not a great game, funniest review goes to this person
store.steampowered.com
may make @ActuallyDenz laugh
Battlefield™ 2042 on Steam
Battlefield™ 2042 is a first-person shooter that marks the return to the iconic all-out warfare of the franchise.
may make @ActuallyDenz laugh
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AccidentalDenz
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I went for a walk down a street where the houses were numbered 64k, 128k, 256k, 512k and 1MB.
That was a trip down memory lane.
That was a trip down memory lane.
SpyderTracks
We love you Ukraine
That sounds like a bit to take in.
I’m glad I walked. It would’ve been a hard drive.
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funniest review for fm 2022 on steam
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thats actually false,
denz has beamed and played all the games into his ssd, I mean brain.
Give a man a plane ticket and he’ll fly for a day.
Push a man out of a plane and he’ll fly for the rest of his life.
Push a man out of a plane and he’ll fly for the rest of his life.
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