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ubuysa

ubuysa

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Ok, I'll bite...

If she was at Beijing with a $200 bottle that she bought in the USA....
...was told by airport security that she could not take an expensive bottle of cognac, which she had bought from the U.S., onto the plane in her hand luggage as it was over 100 ml....
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How did she manage to get it on the flight from the USA to Beijing?

Since she was transiting through Beijing she would not have had access to her checked-in baggage, so she must have carried it in hand luggage on the USA-China flight. How? The USA security is some of the most stringent in the world.
 
HomerJ

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Martinr36 said:
The worst hangover I ever had was through drinking water, a mate had substituted my vodka for water while I was playing a silly drinking game
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the worst hangover I ever had was when I was plastered, went to bed, woke up 10 hrs later and was still plastered. The boss asked me why I wasnt coming to work, turns out the correct answer isnt "Im waiting for the room to slow down"
 
Martinr36

Martinr36

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HomerJ said:
the worst hangover I ever had was when I was plastered, went to bed, woke up 10 hrs later and was still plastered. The boss asked me why I wasnt coming to work, turns out the correct answer isnt "Im waiting for the room to slow down"
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I once knew some guys who walked into the pub on boxing day, and that was the only time i saw them sober between boxing day and new years day, they went to one of the local cider farms and bought a large quantity of scrumpy, which they were even putting on their cornflakes in the morning.....................
 
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davhun

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A nice thought but, if my father was still alive, he would now be 120 years old.
 
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