One-liners

[SpyderTracks]

prob also frowned upon in every other job as well tbf

Except Ninjas, they get away with it a lot.

And dinosaurs

 

[HomerJ]

And dinosaurs

short arms may stop them shooting someone? i mean picking up a gun might be hard? not sure why im proposing this tbf but there we go

 

[SpyderTracks]

short arms may stop them shooting someone? i mean picking up a gun might be hard? not sure why im proposing this tbf but there we go

In those days it was all voice activated.... or roar activated anyway. They were far ahead of us, Siri actually worked in those days when it was owned by Tyrannosaurus R' Us.

 

[HomerJ]

In those days it was all voice activated.... or roar activated anyway. They were far ahead of us, Siri actually worked in those days when it was owned by Tyrannosaurus R' Us.

probably the greatest answer ever on this forum 🙇🙇 (and thats meant to be bow emoji and i have no idea why it looks like ive been knocked out either 🤷‍♂️

 

[HomerJ]

pcs be like "why arnt you helping people" we be like, see, can dinosorus shoot there co workers which is ovs more important 🤔💭😁

 

[Martinr36]

I got this from the home office earlier, have a guess at what I did

 

[HomerJ]

I got this from the home office earlier, have a guess at what I did
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looks totally authentic 😁

 

[HomerJ]

 

[TonyCarter]

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Liking co-workers or colleagues is not in my agreed job spec, so let’s say I’m just ambivalent about them.

 

[HomerJ]

 

[Martinr36]

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That's why I always used to avoid the departmental Christmas meal, working with them was one thing, being sociable, that was completely a different thing 😂😂😂😂

 

[HomerJ]

 

[TonyCarter]

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I'd do that on the last page of my presentation...where we'd normally have a 'Thank You' end slide.

 

[davhun]

In those days it was all voice activated.... or roar activated anyway. They were far ahead of us, Siri actually worked in those days when it was owned by Tyrannosaurus R' Us.

That company was the cause of dinersores due the food being too hot

 

[TonyCarter]

I thought the dino-roar was just them calling in an artillery strike from their asteroid cloud? Lots of collateral damage the last time they did the though.

 

[ubuysa]

 

[HomerJ]

 

[TonyCarter]

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It's probably shocked that you've only put 0.1ml of milk in!

 

[Martinr36]

It's probably shocked that you've only put 0.1ml of milk in!

That's 0.1ml too much

 

[davhun]

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I put the clock back an hour on the wrong day