One-liners

[HomerJ]

I was a slug. A very beautiful slug. With a Mohawk

also known as mohawkthevinyl

 

[HomerJ]

 

[HomerJ]

 

[Martinr36]

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Well what about this

MSN

 

[HomerJ]

Well what about this

MSN

aliens are ringing to extend your home insurence policy 😁

 

[ubuysa]

Nah, looks like an Intel, so it will help with the drying

It doesn't have a cooler attached so of course it runs hot...!!.

 

[ubuysa]

Well what about this

MSN

MOSS = Metal Oxide Semiconductors Stupid!

 

[HomerJ]

homers now a customer

 

[TonyCarter]

homers now a customer


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I saw something similar to that a few years back.

It said "Tired of being fat and ugly - our gyms don't have mirrors!".

 

[HomerJ]

I saw something similar to that a few years back.

It said "Tired of being fat and ugly - our gyms don't have mirrors!".

would suit homer down to the ground, lol

 

[HomerJ]

 

[HomerJ]

happy halloween spooky week everyone

 

[HomerJ]

 

[HomerJ]

 

[TonyCarter]

You’ll have to ask linen-eared Mo’s cousin.

 

[HomerJ]

You’ll have to ask linen-eared Mo’s cousin.

 

[HomerJ]

 

[SpyderTracks]

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This could literally be from my colleague in a few moments when he comes back from lunch and sees 2 emails from me as i completely forgot I needed to arrange shipping of two systems today and our collection cut of for the day is often around 12pm

Mea culpa, Chris, apologies!

 

[HomerJ]

This could literally be from my colleague in a few moments when he comes back from lunch and sees 2 emails from me as i completely forgot I needed to arrange shipping of two systems today and our collection cut of for the day is often around 12pm

Mea culpa, Chris, apologies!

lets hope he doesnt visit the same meme places as homer, anyway, i dont think they would argue with a tech spyder, i mean homer wouldnt

 

[HomerJ]