One-liners

[HomerJ]

think homers reactions have gone all oman haloween

 

[Martinr36]

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I had a dishwasher for about 20 years, the Got a divorce 😂😂😂

 

[Nat9320]

A quick guide on "How to fall downstairs":

Step 1

Step 6

Step 8, 9, 10, 11.

 

[HomerJ]

 

[HomerJ]

 

[Martinr36]

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That's handy to know, as I get my bus pass, at the end of the month 😂😂😂👍

 

[ubuysa]

Here on Crete we get a free rail pass as pensioners. Sadly there are no railways on Crete....🙄

 

[Tron1982]

 

[HomerJ]

That's handy to know, as I get my bus pass, at the end of the month 😂😂😂👍

bus mattress surfing? is that a thing? sounds a thing

 

[ubuysa]

 

[HomerJ]

 

[TonyCarter]

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She must be the advanced demo model.

 

[HomerJ]

 

[HomerJ]

 

[HomerJ]

 

[ubuysa]

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My response to that badly worded request would be thus....

"Certainly I can remember to smile, however I will still choose not to".

 

[ubuysa]

 

[SpyderTracks]

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This should be on the site banner 🤣

 

[HomerJ]

This should be on the site banner 🤣

i know you want to but no killing the members 🤣

 

[SpyderTracks]

i know you want to but no killing the members 🤣

The members have brains! The members can read as well (except me)

Members can stay, we love the members, they are part of the web