One-liners

TonyCarter

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Just 'tossing in a hand grenade' as my consultant colleagues used to say...
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HomerJ

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Remember Santa was created by coca-cola, you know, the stand up guys who laced a kids drink with cocaine right up until it was forcibly banned.

Santa is definitely selling any data he has, I demand a revision of that check box!

yes that's fair enough but that comment doesn't work with the joke does it (y)
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TonyCarter

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Remember Santa was created by coca-cola, you know, the stand up guys who laced a kids drink with cocaine right up until it was forcibly banned.

Santa is definitely selling any data he has, I demand a revision of that check box!
Not having any kids myself, I can't speak to the voracity of the claim, but a couple of friends with children have said they always have Calpol with them on long trips so they can dose the kids to make them sleepy.

Maybe Coca-Cola were just trying to help parents out by making them so numb they didn't care?
 
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