One-liners

[Martinr36]

 

[HomerJ]

🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄

 

[HomerJ]

 

[Martinr36]

View attachment 43018

And that's a wonderful cure for insomnia

 

[Martinr36]

 

[ubuysa]

I posted an IT related joke a while back, it was sent via UDP.

You probably didn't get it....🙄

 

[TonyCarter]

I posted an IT related joke a while back, it was sent via UDP.

You probably didn't get it....🙄

No, but I didn't not get it quicker! It's probably what Microsoft is using for MSFS2024!

It always amazed me that they didn't name it sequentially as 'UDQ'!

 

[Nat9320]

 

[Nat9320]

 

[Nat9320]

The tree always goes up on 1 December - now for the mistletoe

 

[SpyderTracks]

The tree always goes up on 1 December - now for the mistletoe View attachment 43038

That’s my kind of Christmas decorations!

I used to live with a friend in a 2 bed house, her decorations were a tiny fake black christmas tree, proper dark, was really funny

 

[Martinr36]

The tree always goes up on 1 December - now for the mistletoe View attachment 43038

That's well over the top

 

[ubuysa]

That's well over the top

I thought so too. Poseurs.

 

[davhun]

The tree always goes up on 1 December - now for the mistletoe View attachment 43038

Soon Christmas will start on November 1st. Whatever happened to 'the 12 days of Christmas'?

 

[TonyCarter]

Soon Christmas will start on November 1st. Whatever happened to 'the 12 days of Christmas'?

1. 25th of January
2. 25th of February
3. 25th of March
4. 25th of April
5. 25th of May
6. 25th of June
7. 25th of July
8. 25th of August
9. 25th of September
10. 25th of October
11. 25th of November
12. 25th of December

Ta daaaaaahhh!

 

[Martinr36]

1. 25th of January
2. 25th of February
3. 25th of March
4. 25th of April
5. 25th of May
6. 25th of June
7. 25th of July
8. 25th of August
9. 25th of September
10. 25th of October
11. 25th of November
12. 25th of December

Ta daaaaaahhh!

So what holiday spirit, rum or whisky 🥃🥃

 

[TonyCarter]

So what holiday spirit, rum or whisky 🥃🥃

Gin (or vodka) as I can hide it in anything!

 

[ubuysa]

Bah! Humbug. You don’t think me ill-used, when I pay a day’s wages for no work. A poor excuse for picking a man’s pocket every twenty-fifth of December!

 

[TonyCarter]

Bah! Humbug. You don’t think me ill-used, when I pay a day’s wages for no work. A poor excuse for picking a man’s pocket every twenty-fifth of December!

Oh woe is me.

As a contractor, I don't get paid holidays, or bank holidays, or sick pay, or paternity leave, or health insurance, or pension, or share options.

 

[ubuysa]

I was a contractor once but I made sure I had a pension. Now I'm retired I'm very glad that I did....