jamiephillips909
Godlike
The whole debate about jam or cream first really annoys me. It is a question of supreme unimportance. If people want to debate it, that's fine, but I just want to enjoy my afternoon tea without someone questioning me about the significance of the way I'm eating it.
So, for me, the best way of eating a scone is increasingly "in silence".
(I'm not a grumpy old man, honest.)