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Good grief. You naughty boys. I nicked one of my grandfather’s Woodbines (very small but lethally strong cigarettes) when I was about twelve, lit up in the garden and instantly vomited. That put me right off the tabs for a few years. It was only when I broke my ankle and couldn’t play football...

A little from column A, a lot from column B 😉

To be fair, it was made in 1989. That’s ages ago! @MrWilson and @JUNI0R didn’t even exist back then. And @Scott had probably only just had his first pint. I feel old.

What about a stylish headset stand? Or a fun headset stand?

You get a pass from me, amigo. And that case is so lovely, Lian Li really pulled out all the stops with the Dynamic range. Now show some respect and get it off the bloody carpet 😉

And squeaky clean cable management, I hope 🫣

Kudos! Sound and appropriate thinking there, some of the sleeved cables out there have rigidity akin to a trifecta of diamond coated triangles. That being said, this is the internet and sound reasoning isn’t always your best bet. Can I suggest putting your underpants on your head and sticking...

Can we have this slogan on a T-shirt, please?

It’s likely that you’ve ordered from the home/office configurator, which restricts your pool of choices for certain components.

As above, 4 years isn’t that long into a decent system’s lifespan. It’s either a troubleshooting exercise or it’s been badly specced, which is a whole other kettle of fish. The PC spec you’re showing us is fairly monstrous in some areas but lacking in others. It’d be handy if you could answer...

No thanks. I sat through the PT demo by Kojima a few years ago and that was enough to confirm to me that I’ll never be able to get on with that kind of game. I’ll just hide behind the sofa in my impenetrable pillow fort whilst you nutters are shrieking and enjoying all manner of jump scares.

Scousers 🙄

My newborn is rightfully absorbing my entire lifestyle, I haven’t touched my PC for ages and I’ve picked up a guitar maybe twice since he arrived. It seems very likely that this generation of graphics cards may pass me by. But in fairness, the only game I’m absolutely jonesing to play at this...

I read about this earlier in the week but was too covered in milky baby vomit to pipe up at the time. It’s come as no surprise, Google really needed to come out with intent and highlight the power of their servers: if you’ve got half decent internet, we won’t let you down. If they’d also...

So that’ll be a pallet delivery, by the looks of things.

I accept cash, cheques and PayPal.

I don’t swing the ban hammer without good reason, mon ami. And besides, Mrs Cooper is from Nimes so she speaks to the baby in French, I speak to him in English. Hopefully he will be a bilingual guy.