One-liners

[Martinr36]

 

[SpyderTracks]

That's really cool, I like that one

 

[Martinr36]

 

[HomerJ]

 

[HomerJ]

 

[HomerJ]

 

[Martinr36]

 

[HomerJ]

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not at those prices

 

[davhun]

If you don't like it, stamp on it.

 

[HomerJ]

 

[Martinr36]

 

[HomerJ]

 

[HomerJ]

 

[HomerJ]

 

[HomerJ]

one for @AgentCooper

 

[ubuysa]

Fun Fact: Julius Ceasar never once said "thank you".



This may be because he couldn't speak English....

 

[Martinr36]

I'm posting this Cos I want to

 

[Martinr36]

Modern Nursery Rhymes

Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall.
Humpty Dumpty had a great fall.
The structure of the wall was incorrect,
So he won ten grand with Claims Direct.

It's raining, it's pouring
Of course...it's global warming.

Mary had a little lamb
Its fleece was white and wispy.
Then it caught Foot and Mouth
And now it's black and crispy.

As I was going to St. Ives
I met a man with seven wives,
Seven wives, now that’s quite tough,
I’ve got one and that’s enough!

 

[Martinr36]

 

[SpyderTracks]

You gotta love kids!!!!