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HomerJ
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Two Medical Students were walking along the Street when they saw an Old Man walking with his Legs Spread Apart. He was stiff-legged and walking slowly.
One Student said to his friend:-
"I'm sure that poor Old Man has Peltry Syndrome. Those people walk just like that."
The other student says:
"No, I don't think so. The old man surely has Zovitzki Syndrome. He walks slowly and his Legs are apart, just as we learned in Class."
Since they couldn't agree they decided to ask the Old Man..
They approached him and one of the Students said to him,
"We're Medical Students and couldn't help but notice the way you walk, but we couldn't agree on the Syndrome you might have. Could you tell us what it is"..??
The Old Man said, "I'll tell you, but first you tell me what you two fine medical students think."
The 1st Student said, "I think it's Peltry Syndrome."
The old man said, "You thought - but you are wrong."
The other Student said, "I think you have Zovitzki Syndrome."
The Old Man said, "You thought - but you are wrong."
So they asked him, "Well, Old Timer, what do you have"..???
The Old Man said,
"I thought it was GAS - but I was wrong Too..!
One Student said to his friend:-
"I'm sure that poor Old Man has Peltry Syndrome. Those people walk just like that."
The other student says:
"No, I don't think so. The old man surely has Zovitzki Syndrome. He walks slowly and his Legs are apart, just as we learned in Class."
Since they couldn't agree they decided to ask the Old Man..
They approached him and one of the Students said to him,
"We're Medical Students and couldn't help but notice the way you walk, but we couldn't agree on the Syndrome you might have. Could you tell us what it is"..??
The Old Man said, "I'll tell you, but first you tell me what you two fine medical students think."
The 1st Student said, "I think it's Peltry Syndrome."
The old man said, "You thought - but you are wrong."
The other Student said, "I think you have Zovitzki Syndrome."
The Old Man said, "You thought - but you are wrong."
So they asked him, "Well, Old Timer, what do you have"..???
The Old Man said,
"I thought it was GAS - but I was wrong Too..!
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HomerJ
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A married couple went to the hospital to have their baby delivered.
Upon their arrival, the doctor said he had invented a new machine that would transfer a portion of the mother’s pain to the baby's father.
He asked if they were willing to try it out. they were both very much in favor of it.
The doctor set the pain transfer to 10%, for starters, explaining that even 10% was probably more pain the father had ever experienced before.
However, as the labor progressed, the husband felt fine and asked the doctor to go ahead and "kick it up a notch."
The doctor then adjusted the machine to 20% pain transfer.
The husband was still feeling fine.
The doctor checked the husband’s blood pressure and was amazed at how well he was doing at this point, they decided to try for 50%. the husband continued to feel quite well.
Since the pain transfer was obviously helping out the wife considerably, the husband encouraged the doctor to transfer ALL the pain to him.
The wife delivered a healthy baby boy with virtually no pain.
She and her husband were ecstatic.
When they got home, the mail man was dead on the porch.
Upon their arrival, the doctor said he had invented a new machine that would transfer a portion of the mother’s pain to the baby's father.
He asked if they were willing to try it out. they were both very much in favor of it.
The doctor set the pain transfer to 10%, for starters, explaining that even 10% was probably more pain the father had ever experienced before.
However, as the labor progressed, the husband felt fine and asked the doctor to go ahead and "kick it up a notch."
The doctor then adjusted the machine to 20% pain transfer.
The husband was still feeling fine.
The doctor checked the husband’s blood pressure and was amazed at how well he was doing at this point, they decided to try for 50%. the husband continued to feel quite well.
Since the pain transfer was obviously helping out the wife considerably, the husband encouraged the doctor to transfer ALL the pain to him.
The wife delivered a healthy baby boy with virtually no pain.
She and her husband were ecstatic.
When they got home, the mail man was dead on the porch.
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