One-liners

[Martinr36]

 

[ubuysa]

 

[Martinr36]

 

[ubuysa]

Two men go into a bar. The first man says "I'll have a glass of H two O". The second man says "I'll have a glass of H two O too". The second man is dead.

 

[Martinr36]

 

[HomerJ]

“I was reading a book—The History of Glue—I couldn’t put it down.”

 

[Martinr36]

“I was reading a book—The History of Glue—I couldn’t put it down.”

good to hear you stuck to it

 

[HomerJ]

good to hear you stuck to it

 

[Martinr36]

 

[HomerJ]

 

[Tron1982]

 

[ubuysa]

You may laugh but according to Google Books that book is a 'magnificent monument of scholarship and humanity'. For example, 'the archaeological and anthropological evidence for the early significance of the potato among the peoples of Latin America is discussed in detail with numerous illustrations'. What more could you possibly want in a potato book?

 

[HomerJ]

 

[Tron1982]

 

[SpyderTracks]

Never trust an atom.... they make up everything.

 

[ubuysa]

A neutron walks into a bar and asks how much for a beer. The bartender replies, “For you, no charge".

 

[Tron1982]

 

[HomerJ]

"I went to a posh party where everyone was drinking and knitting. I got Pimm’s and needles".

 

[HomerJ]

as confucius once famously said - "@SpyderTracks doesnt spend money, vinyl money spends Spydertracks"

 

[SpyderTracks]

as confucius once famously said - "@SpyderTracks doesnt spend money, vinyl money spends Spydertracks"

I really need to put a kaibosh on the whole vinyl venture for a few months, but actually doing that is proving challenging.

It doesn't help that every single week someone's putting out a 25th, 30th, 50th ultra limited anniversary copy.