One-liners

[HomerJ]

I really need to put a kaibosh on the whole vinyl venture for a few months,

and im the king of Monaco

homer albert the second

 

[ubuysa]

 

[ubuysa]

 

[HomerJ]

So I fancied a game of darts with my mate. He said, 'Nearest the bull goes first.'

He went 'Baah' and I went 'Moo'. He said 'You're closest.'

 

[HomerJ]

 

[HomerJ]

So this bloke says to me, "Can I come in your house and talk about your carpets?" I thought "That's all I need, a Je-hoover's witness"

 

[Martinr36]

 

[SpyderTracks]

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We've just put our heating on for the first time this winter, which is late if you think about it. But apparently next week it's going to be back at 18c! Worlds gone mad.

 

[Martinr36]

We've just put our heating on for the first time this winter, which is late if you think about it. But apparently next week it's going to be back at 18c! Worlds gone mad.

I've just got round to shutting the flat window at about 7PM, still in shorts and tee shirts during the day

 

[ubuysa]

 

[SpyderTracks]

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I'm on my way, get the kettle on!

 

[Martinr36]

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I couldn't cope with that, its too darn hot........... Oh and it looks as though you need to replace the batteries

 

[ubuysa]

I couldn't cope with that, its too darn hot........... Oh and it looks as though you need to replace the batteries

It's mains powered, the batteries are for power loss events.

Tea or coffee?

 

[SpyderTracks]

It's mains powered, the batteries are for power loss events.

Tea or coffee?

A lovely cup of Turkish Coffee would go down a storm!

 

[Steveyg]

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Well I had to clear frost of my windshield this morning...

 

[ubuysa]

A lovely cup of Turkish Coffee would go down a storm!

How dare you! In Greece it's Greek coffee.

 

[SpyderTracks]

Well I had to clear frost of my windshield this morning...

Ours has a smattering too, but I refuse to go outside the front, full of werewolves and vampires.

 

[Tron1982]

How dare you! In Greece it's Greek coffee.

As we lost something like 15°C between saturday and sunday, can i join @SpyderTracks to enjoy a cup of coffee ?
Please ?

 

[Bhuna50]

As we lost something like 15°C between saturday and sunday, can i join @SpyderTracks to enjoy a cup of coffee ?
Please ?

Warning: avoid bright light, don't get it wet, and don't feed it after midnight

 

[ubuysa]

@SpyderTracks and @Tron1982 ready when you are....