One-liners

[HomerJ]

 

[Martinr36]

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Who in their right mind would steal a macbook.......

 

[TonyCarter]

Who in their right mind would steal a macbook.......

I hated laptops so much that I carted an iMac around the world with me for work (and a MacPro + Cinema Display at one time).

Mainly because I couldn't work on one all day without an external screen, keyboard and mouse...and most clients I went to wouldn't have spares for me to use anyway.

 

[Ekans2011]

My favourite label.

 

[Martinr36]

My favourite label.

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Yep love this, in fact many years ago when I was mechanicing at a Kart meeting at Donnington park, at a televised meet, I nearly did this to a famous motor bike rider(7) when he made a facetious comment

 

[Ekans2011]

Yep love this, in fact many years ago when I was mechanicing at a Kart meeting at Donnington park, at a televised meet, I nearly did this to a famous motor bike rider(7) when he made a facetious comment

I risk doing that every day on board.

 

[Martinr36]

 

[Ekans2011]

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Cool but not applicable. Never met my parents.

 

[TonyCarter]

Yep love this, in fact many years ago when I was mechanicing at a Kart meeting at Donnington park, at a televised meet, I nearly did this to a famous motor bike rider(7) when he made a facetious comment

When I used to marshal (when I had the free time due to working a 3-day week), we didn't have much real power, but if one of the teams/drivers were being obnoxious when we were trying to help them (i.e. extract them or put a fire out), we would threaten them with ensuring they got a black flag for driving standards after being reported by multiple marshal posts.

 

[Martinr36]

This particular rider turned round and said "who's been a
naughty little then" after our driver had done some damage to the bodywork of the kart, the rider in question(note the 7)was a fine one to talk

 

[HomerJ]

 

[SpyderTracks]

 

[Martinr36]

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Some years back in my local town, a preacher pulled out his bible and started, a couple of seconds later a big Scots man in full regalia fired up his pipes, the preacher just walked 😂😂😂

 

[HomerJ]

 

[HomerJ]

 

[Martinr36]

A Vicar, Priest and a Rabbit walk into a pub. The Barman says “It’s strange to have a rabbit walk in with men of the clergy”
The rabbit replies “I’m only here because of auto correct”

 

[HomerJ]

dont know if this is even real but made homer laugh

https://www.reddit.com/r/memes/comments/1dchd4z

 

[HomerJ]

 

[HomerJ]

 

[Martinr36]