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Martinr36
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HomerJ
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Martinr36
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So three Little Pigs went out to dinner one night.
The waiter comes and takes their drink order.
“I would like a Sprite,” said the first little piggy.
“I would like a Coke,” said the second little piggy.
“I want water, lots and lots of water,” said the third little piggy.
The drinks are brought out and the waiter takes their orders for dinner.
“I want a nice big steak,” said the first piggy.
“I would like the salad plate,” said the second piggy.
“I want water, lots and lots of water,” said the third little piggy.
The meals were brought out and a while later the waiter approached the table and asked if the piggies would like any dessert.
“I want a banana split,” said the first piggy.
“I want a root beer float,” said the second piggy.
“I want water, lots and lots of water,” exclaimed the third little piggy.
“Pardon me for asking,” said the waiter, “but why have you only ordered water?”
You’re gonna hate me for this…
Hold on to your seat…
The third piggy says—
“Well, somebody has to go ‘Wee, wee, wee, all the way home.’”
The waiter comes and takes their drink order.
“I would like a Sprite,” said the first little piggy.
“I would like a Coke,” said the second little piggy.
“I want water, lots and lots of water,” said the third little piggy.
The drinks are brought out and the waiter takes their orders for dinner.
“I want a nice big steak,” said the first piggy.
“I would like the salad plate,” said the second piggy.
“I want water, lots and lots of water,” said the third little piggy.
The meals were brought out and a while later the waiter approached the table and asked if the piggies would like any dessert.
“I want a banana split,” said the first piggy.
“I want a root beer float,” said the second piggy.
“I want water, lots and lots of water,” exclaimed the third little piggy.
“Pardon me for asking,” said the waiter, “but why have you only ordered water?”
You’re gonna hate me for this…
Hold on to your seat…
The third piggy says—
“Well, somebody has to go ‘Wee, wee, wee, all the way home.’”
HomerJ
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Martinr36
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So why is there an n in and instead of an m
ubuysa
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Indeed. It should read...
Cane imto the office early amd
switched as namy N amd M keys om
keyboards as I could.
Sone night call ne a nomster.
I don't know who's sadder, me or him...? I doesn't make sense any more though.....
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TonyCarter
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TonyCarter
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It's much easier in our HQ because there are multi-language keyboards in the IT bin (it's a part of our kitchen area which has spare parts for visitors or people who've left their mouse/keyboard at home). So we just swap out a QWERTY one for an AZERTY one.
ubuysa
The BSOD Doctor
That's because almost nobody ever just does a fresh install of Windows. They also install every bit of crap they had before and thereby reinstall the problem. 😡