One-liners

[HomerJ]

 

[HomerJ]

Particularly if they bring their back up...

https://www.discoverwildlife.com/animal-facts/birds/the-emu-war-of-1932

 

[davhun]

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We're OK, the kangaroos don't have a boat.

 

[HomerJ]

We're OK, the kangaroos don't have a boat.

yet..............................

 

[ubuysa]

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Hang on. Hang the futtock on....

The population of Australia is only a tad over 26 mil. The kangaroos have an almost 2:1 advantage where they are.

If you factor in that about 30% of kangaroos can't swim and that the losses on the swim to Uruguay will be at least 20% then their tactical advantage on landing will be about the same 2:1, but the kangaroos would of course be exhausted by their long swim. Ergo, better to attack the Australians, easier too I would think. Take away their beer, their rugby and that abomination they call football and they'll be helpless.

Somebody needs to give those kangaroos some tactical advice.....

 

[HomerJ]

Hang on. Hang the futtock on....

The population of Australia is only a tad over 26 mil. The kangaroos have an almost 2:1 advantage where they are.

If you factor in that about 30% of kangaroos can't swim and that the losses on the swim to Uruguay will be at least 20% then their tactical advantage on landing will be about the same 2:1, but the kangaroos would of course be exhausted by their long swim. Ergo, better to attack the Australians, easier too I would think. Take away their beer, their rugby and that abomination they call football and they'll be helpless.

Somebody needs to give those kangaroos some tactical advice.....

best post homers read all week,

 

[HomerJ]

so, it says you have been busy on your resume

yeah, arguing which countries kangaroos can invade

 

[HomerJ]

 

[ubuysa]

so, it says you have been busy on your resume

yeah, arguing which countries kangaroos can invade

It's not the kangaroos you need to worry about taking over, they're harmless. It's the cats ....

 

[HomerJ]

It's not the kangaroos you need to worry about taking over, they're harmless. It's the cats ....

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aahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

 

[SpyderTracks]

aahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

it's more like

aahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!

 

[Martinr36]

It's not the kangaroos you need to worry about taking over, they're harmless. It's the cats ....

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Bring on the pressure washers.........

 

[SpyderTracks]

I think the Malaysians need to tell us something

 

[TonyCarter]

I think the Malaysians need to tell us something
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Must be a tiny spamming company, as the huge ones are all offline due to Crowdstrike

 

[HomerJ]

it's more like

aahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!

yes but mines is a more of a relaxed ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh, not quite ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh! but just a little laid back ahhhhhhhhhhhhh

 

[TonyCarter]

are you sure it's not more of an aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhh?

 

[HomerJ]

are you sure it's not more of an aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhh?

well it could be,

 

[TonyCarter]

Is that "aaaaaaarrrrrrrrrrggggggggggghhhhhhhh" or "ahahahahahahahahahaha" or "do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-nut"?

 

[HomerJ]

3rd one

 

[ubuysa]