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I've had near misses with the previous Ms SpyderTracks's, they've all tried to eat me!i take it there is no mrs spydertracks
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There was a Japanese man who came to London for sightseeing.
On the last day, he hailed a cab and told the driver to drive to Heathrow airport.
During the journey, a Honda drove past the taxi. Thereupon, the man leaned out of the window excitedly and yelled, “Honda, very fast! Made in Japan!”
After a while, a Toyota sped past the taxi. Again, the Japanese man leaned out of the window and yelled, “Toyota, very fast! Made in Japan!”
And then a Mitsubishi sped past the taxi. For the third time, the Japanese man leaned out of the window and yelled, “Mitsubishi, very fast! Made in Japan!”
The taxi driver was a little angry, but he kept quiet. And this went on for quite a number of cars. Finally, the taxi came to the airport. The fare was £300.
The Japanese man exclaimed, “ so expensive!”
There upon, the driver yelled back, “Meter, very fast made in Japan!”
On the last day, he hailed a cab and told the driver to drive to Heathrow airport.
During the journey, a Honda drove past the taxi. Thereupon, the man leaned out of the window excitedly and yelled, “Honda, very fast! Made in Japan!”
After a while, a Toyota sped past the taxi. Again, the Japanese man leaned out of the window and yelled, “Toyota, very fast! Made in Japan!”
And then a Mitsubishi sped past the taxi. For the third time, the Japanese man leaned out of the window and yelled, “Mitsubishi, very fast! Made in Japan!”
The taxi driver was a little angry, but he kept quiet. And this went on for quite a number of cars. Finally, the taxi came to the airport. The fare was £300.
The Japanese man exclaimed, “ so expensive!”
There upon, the driver yelled back, “Meter, very fast made in Japan!”
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SpyderTracks
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You never left cool town.
Martinr36
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Agreed
Didn't you ever listen to Bill Hayley's band or Vera Lynn ?
Martinr36
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Gracie Fields rules.............................
I've actually got a copy of this up at my mums