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TonyCarter
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But look at the ruts forming!!!
TonyCarter
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Holy Grease or Greasy…
Why were the kerbs built so high
SpyderTracks
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Did anyone get snow today? We didn't down where I am on the A3 towards Portsmouth, but a few places further up the A3 towards London had showers.
HomerJ
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and no, seems everyone else did except where i and you are 🙄🙄🙄
SpyderTracks
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There is a silver lining, or white in this case, it's been so long since I washed my hair, I may well be able to fool myself with the amount of dandruff I'm depositing.
TonyCarter
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About 8cm here, started about 8pm last night, but stopped by midnight. By 8am the roads/paths were clear, but cars & roofs still had cover.
This is all that’s left now…
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SpyderTracks
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That's pretty impressive for November, especially considering how warm it's been up until the last week.
TonyCarter
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We normally don’t get any, even when the rest of the country does, and never anything until about February, as we’re sheltered on 3 sides by the Welsh hills to the south, Lake District & Pennines to the north, and Peak District to the east…the west is sea and it needs to be very cold for anything from the Atlantic to bother us.
In fact Liverpool had more overnight than where I’m going skiing next month in Banff, Canada…although their base is slightly better…
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SpyderTracks
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We just had showers of misery and shame, it was quite nice
Martinr36
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Yeah we've had it up here in Cheshire
TonyCarter
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Look, with all this global warming, I'm surprised everywhere isn't getting it...even the Sahara had some.Ummm, no snow here either. But you knew that right?
In pictures: Snow falls in Algeria's Sahara Desert
The ice crystals leave stunning patterns in the sands of the Sahara, the world's largest hot desert.
www.bbc.co.uk
Martinr36
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Now that's a surpriseUmmm, no snow here either. But you knew that right?
TonyCarter
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Stolen from another forum, but still funny/not funny...
Be careful today #snow
It snowed last night...
8:00 am - I made a snowman.
8:10 - A feminist passed by and asked me why I didn't make a snow woman.
8:15 - So, I made a snow woman.
8:17 - My feminist neighbor complained about the snow woman's voluptuous chest saying it objectified snow women everywhere.
8:20 - The gay couple living nearby threw a hissy fit and moaned it could have been two snow men instead.
8:22 - The transgender man..women...person asked why I didn't just make one snow person with detachable parts.
8:25 - The vegans at the end of the lane complained about the carrot nose, as veggies are food and not to decorate snow figures with.
8:28 - I was being called a racist because the snow couple is white.
8:31 - The middle eastern gent across the road demanded the snow woman be covered up .
8:40 - The Police arrived saying someone had been offended.
8:42 - The feminist neighbor complained again that the broomstick of the snow woman needed to be removed because it depicted women in a domestic role.
8:43 - The council equality officer arrived and threatened me with eviction.
8:45 - TV news crew from BBC showed up. I was asked if I know the difference between snowmen and snow-women? I replied "Snowballs" and am now called a sexist.
9:00 - I was on the News as a suspected terrorist, racist, homophobe sensibility offender, bent on stirring up trouble during difficult weather.
9:10 - I was asked if I have any accomplices. My children were taken by social services.
9:29 - Far left protesters offended by everything marched down the street demanding for me to be arrested.
By noon it all melted
Moral: There is no moral to this story. It is what we have become, all because of snowflakes
Be careful today #snow
It snowed last night...
8:00 am - I made a snowman.
8:10 - A feminist passed by and asked me why I didn't make a snow woman.
8:15 - So, I made a snow woman.
8:17 - My feminist neighbor complained about the snow woman's voluptuous chest saying it objectified snow women everywhere.
8:20 - The gay couple living nearby threw a hissy fit and moaned it could have been two snow men instead.
8:22 - The transgender man..women...person asked why I didn't just make one snow person with detachable parts.
8:25 - The vegans at the end of the lane complained about the carrot nose, as veggies are food and not to decorate snow figures with.
8:28 - I was being called a racist because the snow couple is white.
8:31 - The middle eastern gent across the road demanded the snow woman be covered up .
8:40 - The Police arrived saying someone had been offended.
8:42 - The feminist neighbor complained again that the broomstick of the snow woman needed to be removed because it depicted women in a domestic role.
8:43 - The council equality officer arrived and threatened me with eviction.
8:45 - TV news crew from BBC showed up. I was asked if I know the difference between snowmen and snow-women? I replied "Snowballs" and am now called a sexist.
9:00 - I was on the News as a suspected terrorist, racist, homophobe sensibility offender, bent on stirring up trouble during difficult weather.
9:10 - I was asked if I have any accomplices. My children were taken by social services.
9:29 - Far left protesters offended by everything marched down the street demanding for me to be arrested.
By noon it all melted
Moral: There is no moral to this story. It is what we have become, all because of snowflakes