One-liners

[AgentCooper]

 

[HomerJ]

 

[HomerJ]

 

[Martinr36]

 

[HomerJ]

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[ubuysa]

 

[HomerJ]

 

[HomerJ]

 

[ubuysa]

Only in America......

 

[HomerJ]

 

[AgentCooper]

The man who invented Lemsip has passed away. His wife has confirmed there’ll be no coffin at the funeral.

 

[HomerJ]

 

[HomerJ]

A Mexican magician tells the audience he will disappear on the count of three.

He says, ‘Uno, dos…” and poof! He disappeared without a tres.

 

[HomerJ]

 

[HomerJ]

 

[davhun]

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So why do you want to invade Cuba

 

[AgentCooper]

So why do you want to invade Cuba

Because of the high Fidelity, innit.

 

[HomerJ]

 

[SpyderTracks]

 

[HomerJ]

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i take it there is no mrs spydertracks