Martinr36
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If I was the guy, my reply wouldn't be allowed on here....
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Scoped Badger
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I hope she stays single for the rest of her life.
TonyCarter
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If I was the guy, I'd be asking for a virginity test to be carried out, so that I could see if I was getting value for money
...or if I was being nice, show her my bank balance, then dump her a few days later to show to her that money doesn't necessarily make someone better relationship material.
ubuysa
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I don't believe her. Kiddies these days will do anything to get attention. I can't begin to imagine how badly a generation that is so self-absorbed and self-centred is going to screw up the world.
BTW I love the vacuous title of 'Content Creator' that she gives herself! I'm going to call myself an 'Air Pressure Differential Displacement Vessel Operator' on the basis that I know how to sail....
TonyCarter
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If I see any article that's by a content creator or influencer, I immediately know it's going to be trash - or some Gen Z-splaining something everyone else has known for decades...such as "the pointy end of a knife is sharp, so take care everybody ❤️❤️❤️"I don't believe her. Kiddies these days will do anything to get attention. I can't begin to imagine how badly a generation that is so self-absorbed and self-centred is going to screw up the world.
BTW I love the vacuous title of 'Content Creator' that she gives herself! I'm going to call myself an 'Air Pressure Differential Displacement Vessel Operator' on the basis that I know how to sail....
HomerJ
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Salmon Fisher
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My girlfriend has accused me of being a stalker. Well, she's not exactly my girlfriend yet...
Martinr36
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So do you still need to see her bank balance, or that of her last boyfriend
HomerJ
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young people dont know what change is,
Martinr36
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An elderly woman went to buy some cat food. She picked up three cans, but the cashier stopped her and said, "I'm sorry, but we can't sell this to you without proof that you own a cat. Unfortunately, some seniors have been buying cat food to eat themselves, and management requires proof that you're purchasing it for your pet."
Determined, the woman went home, fetched her cat, and returned to the store. With her cat in tow, she was able to purchase the food.
The following day, she came back to buy two cans of dog food. Once again, the cashier insisted on proof that she had a dog. So, the woman went home, brought in her dog, and successfully bought the dog food.
A day later, the woman returned with a small box that had a hole in the lid. She handed it to the cashier and said, "Would you please put your finger in the hole?"
The cashier hesitated and replied, "No way, there might be a snake in there!"
The woman reassured her, "There's nothing in there that could hurt you, I promise."
Reluctantly, the cashier put her finger into the hole, then quickly pulled it out, exclaiming, "That smells awful!"
With a grin, the elderly woman responded, "Exactly. Now, may I please buy two rolls of toilet paper?"
Determined, the woman went home, fetched her cat, and returned to the store. With her cat in tow, she was able to purchase the food.
The following day, she came back to buy two cans of dog food. Once again, the cashier insisted on proof that she had a dog. So, the woman went home, brought in her dog, and successfully bought the dog food.
A day later, the woman returned with a small box that had a hole in the lid. She handed it to the cashier and said, "Would you please put your finger in the hole?"
The cashier hesitated and replied, "No way, there might be a snake in there!"
The woman reassured her, "There's nothing in there that could hurt you, I promise."
Reluctantly, the cashier put her finger into the hole, then quickly pulled it out, exclaiming, "That smells awful!"
With a grin, the elderly woman responded, "Exactly. Now, may I please buy two rolls of toilet paper?"
Martinr36
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That says a lot for Jack Daniels